Some pills are hard to swallow. But this one here will be hardest. We decided to shut down operations of Audioinferno for reason ranging from our wives telling us we suck in bed to our bosses telling us we sleep on duty too much. Hey, it’s not our fault, running a Rock music website is hard enough. Over the past weeks we’ve contemplated this. We went to see a witch doctor and he told us if we didn’t do this our hands will be forced. He also told us not to pay for his services with cash but digital copies of the new Persona and Enraged albums. We asked if he had a Facebook page but he said “what are that?”
It’s a bit tragic but no sad faces. We’ve had good times here from hastily made up reviews to getting bashed by people who don’t have a clue about what we do. You know, come to think of it, we’ve had more horrid times than bad. Holy fucking hell! GOSH!!!! People hate us to shit! Going through our mails and it’s nothing but hate mails. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!!!! We thought you liked Rock music…
We spoke some more and we all decide to go do other things. The witch doctor gave me his card, told me “I look like someone who knows how to dance naked next to a burning bush.” I’m so good at that. The witch doctor guy gets me. Austin says he’s going to join the military, as a crash test dummy. I told him that’s like the best idea, wonder why I didn’t think of that. I’m stealing that idea. Sean says he’s going to open a sex shop. I told him that’s the best idea, wonder why I didn’t think of that. I’m stealing that idea.
We are grateful as hell though, we had a really good run. But, this witch doctor’s gig pays really well so I may not miss this all too much. Till we meet again, ?,,?
…Which will probably be an hour after this here news goes up. 😛